RIP Davy Jones
classic college email lolzzz
Subject: Celebrate Leap Year With an Extra Day to Apply!
Hello Claire,
Leap day: It only happens once every four years, but the The Universe has conspired to give you a full additional day to do with as you please!
Okay, so maybe it was just a centuries-old hack to fix a calendar flaw and not The Universe. And maybe you can’t actually do whatever you want today. (local laws and customs notwithstanding*) But it does give you one extra day in between the normal end of February and the start of March, and here at MSU that means you’ve got yourself one extra day to apply before our Freshman Deadline hits. Use it wisely, and apply now!
Sincerely,
Montclair State University
Undergraduate Admissions
*Did you know it’s the day women are “allowed” to propose to a man? Seriously, the Scottish even have a law on it hundreds of years old: (Read with a Scottish accent. Sean Connery’s is acceptable)
“It is statut and ordainit that during the reine of hir maist blissit Magestie, ilk maiden ladye of baith highe and lowe estair shale hae libertie to bespeak ye man she likes; albiet, gif he refuses to tak her till be his wif, he sall be mulcit in ye sume of ane hundredth poundis or less, as is estait mai be, except and alwais gif he can mak it appear that he is betrothit to ane other woman, then he shall be free.”
It’s on the internet, so it must be true (http://suite.targetx.com/email/bin/redir.php?id=0000154540-0033000000zQ745AAC)
AWWWWW
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